toilet rave

This act will only occur if the members of a party feel it is generally lacking in quality and/or excitement. Any equipment that can emit sound will then be taken into the nearest/most convinent toilet (most common devices are stereos and mp3 players) and the rave will begin.

"Dude this party is worse than poo nuggets, lets toilet rave."
"Sure, just let me get my i-Pod."

by internal October 18, 2006

toilet yodel

to vomit, usually accompanied by noises not unlike a garbled yodel

After too many shots of tequila and a couple chili dogs he proceded to toilet yodel.

by Schlager February 6, 2008

Toilet Tarping

To put unfolded toilet paper, napkins or paper towels down in the toilet to prevent backsplash from the shit hitting the toilet water. Works great for diarrhea!!

Biff: "Damn brosef, every time I take a shit the water splashes back into my asshole!"

Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."

by Freees4224 June 28, 2009

toiletheadism

the worship and religion of the figure "toilethead"

let us pray in the name of toiletheadism

by ah jeez October 13, 2011

Toilet Dick

When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl

friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."

by Dontevenknow October 14, 2014

Toilet Camper

Someone who spends an obsessively amount of time on or close to a toilet. This is usually a term used by either restaurants or annoyed people. Someone may end up toilet camping if they bring in a digital device with them and become to lazy to move.
The term originates from "Camping" the act of staying/living in one place for a medium to long period of time and bathrooms in commonly used areas

Dude, there has been a guy in that toilet for over an hour now, he's such a Toilet Camper

by Richmond Kdik December 27, 2015

Toilet Rice

Rice that has been used to dry out a cell phone that has been dropped in the toilet.

Hey man, this curry is go good! What kind of rice did you use?
I used the Basmati in the cupboard.
Dude, that's the rice I used to dry out my IPhone after i dropped it in the toilet last night! That's toilet rice!! I forget to throw it out!

by pdiddy19 August 22, 2016