Today's substitute teacher

A hoe. Just a hoe, nothing more, nevermore.

Today's substitute teacher is a bad one.

by Just a human doing human thing October 31, 2018

today

Today lasts till you go to sleep after being awake on a different calender day.

*At 0:38* Today was a good day, I should go to sleep.

by The Vicious Cabbage March 28, 2019

Toed up

Through the course of activity when the lips of a girl's vagina become visible through her pants/leggings.

Damn, that girl is toed up!

by BrendynToer October 22, 2020

I'm smart today

A phrase used by people when they say something stupid. Usually as a sarcastic excuse.

Caleb: "I'm sorry what was your name again?"
Jen: "I've just told you I'm Jen"
Caleb: "I'm Smart today"

by Squaaa! October 3, 2018

not today brah

expression used in refusal or denial

After blocking a spike in volleyball, I exclaimed, "Not today brah!"

by VBKev May 9, 2010

much better today

what you say to yourself and your loved ones after one night of horrible, shiveringly fitty, delusional anxiety triggered by current global developments.

I am much better today. I am much better today. I am ..

by Krkič March 18, 2020

toeback

When a person gets so drunk that they are toes up flat on their back.

Man I got so toebacked at that party last night.

by Adam January 3, 2005