I'm smart today

A phrase used by people when they say something stupid. Usually as a sarcastic excuse.

Caleb: "I'm sorry what was your name again?"
Jen: "I've just told you I'm Jen"
Caleb: "I'm Smart today"

by Squaaa! October 03, 2018

Hoebag

An unkind individual; A jerk

Jen: You smell like a bloody sewer!

Zion: No I don't you Hoebag!

by Squaaa! February 05, 2019