Pole knocker

A man that likes to smack large penises across his face for sexual pleasure

The man across the street is a pole knocker. You can tell because he always has red marks all over his face.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

choking pole

Performing fellatio

I nutted hard, she was fire at choking pole.

by Heatmakers November 17, 2016

bieber pole

The marquee of a recently retired barber wherein a new female stylist has taken up work. Only having been trained in certain areas of the craft, all men young and old walk out of the establishment resembling Justin Bieber.

Willy: "Hey Jack! I noticed your new hairstyle, where'd you get that fresh mop?"
Jack: "Just look for that bieber pole at 5th and Main, Willy."

by userabuser August 15, 2012

Gripping the Pole

1. Gripping your penis; typically done when deciding to masturbate or not.

Dear Ex,
I was gripping the pole last night and my shit grew at least 3 inches.
Ps. Fuck you

by PussyMuncher345 April 5, 2017

pole jelly

When a mans penis becomes shinny with the lubricant of a woman’s vag..... hence giving the appearance of jelly on toast.

Ol sweet dick willie out there getting that good pole jelly after the roping.

by Sweetdickwilli3 August 4, 2019

Pole pumping

Male masturbation.

Mark's mum walked into his room and caught him pole pumping. She was initially horrified, but then started to enjoy the porn on the TV.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019