commander gooch

A person in position of authority. Often challenged by grunts who stand no chance at all. Also a Fearless leader who will go to war for you, and be the first one in and last one out. A “commander gooch” does not give a fuck about your excuses, only your production. Don’t be a piker and you’ll be on his good side.

Fuck bro! Commander gooch turned off my tools...I must be a piker.

by Qdizzle November 16, 2018

Commander in chief

A female who has slept with a member of each branch of the military.

The new girl is trying to become the new commander in chief. She already jumped from the air force to the army guys.

by Angry persona March 2, 2017

Commander Soggy

Captain Crunch's arch nemesis, hell bent on making every cereal in the world soggy.

Oh no! It's Commander Soggy! Run!!!!

by BronkleThronkle June 11, 2019

rise on command

inability of the male to "get it up" for anything, anywhere, especially 'on order'

that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.

Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."

by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022

commander erwin

sucky sucky now! big thighs lemme sit 💃 ass up for that man

commander erwin smith is so fine

by commander erwins whore July 17, 2021

Commander Chaos

A Twitchrp Character whomst was created by Zuthar13, Currently he is the leader of the Axis Of Evil. Criminal syndicate which is the home to many evil-doers. As of late he is extremely wanted.

Person 1: Did you hear what Commander Chaos did this afternoon
Person 2 : Yeah that was crazy as fuck

by CaptainSlothy February 11, 2020