Fetching the cow

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".

Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.

by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010

holy cow

a term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief. Usually the person who uses such a phrase will originate from the midwest and may or may not be named dave.

"someone's at the door, should I hide? she's pissed, is it your wife?"

"holy cow! let me hide with you!"

by MintyLeila July 6, 2005

cow tipping

A hypothetical activity in which cows sleeping while standing up at night are tipped over by a modest exertion of force by (an often inebriated) person. This activity is believed to be physically impossible to accomplish for any reasonable large cow. Most commonly it is played as an in joke among rural people to make fun of urban folks who do not know any better and can be easily convinced that it is possible.

See Snipe Hunt.

Joe and I got plastered and went out cow-tipping. What a blast!

by Bill Martin October 29, 2003

Cow Bite

The act of making your hand like a cow's mouth and squeezing the life out of a victim's thigh. The signature move of Uncle Bill Swartz.

"OH MY GOD, it's SWARTZIE! He's got Mike in the inaugural family cow bite!!!"

by Steve Jantz December 25, 2007

Jeely Cow

An explanatory statement used as an elevated replacement of holy cow, but only be uttered when experiencing something really fucking surprising

*Gretchen burns her house to the ground*

John: Jeely cow Gretchen

by Lizmorg December 19, 2021

cows moosic

literally the best place to go for music tutorials. she is a guitar tutorial youtuber.

"Yo cows moosic just posted, i can be happy with life now"

by the 360 September 3, 2022

Apocalypse Cow

A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.

The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.

Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!

Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.

by Nunuv Yabizness June 21, 2011