to fetch the cow
verb
Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".
verb
Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".
Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.
by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010
Get the Fetching the cowmug. a term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief. Usually the person who uses such a phrase will originate from the midwest and may or may not be named dave.
"someone's at the door, should I hide? she's pissed, is it your wife?"
"holy cow! let me hide with you!"
"holy cow! let me hide with you!"
by MintyLeila July 6, 2005
Get the holy cowmug. A hypothetical activity in which cows sleeping while standing up at night are tipped over by a modest exertion of force by (an often inebriated) person. This activity is believed to be physically impossible to accomplish for any reasonable large cow. Most commonly it is played as an in joke among rural people to make fun of urban folks who do not know any better and can be easily convinced that it is possible.
See Snipe Hunt.
See Snipe Hunt.
by Bill Martin October 29, 2003
Get the cow tippingmug. The act of making your hand like a cow's mouth and squeezing the life out of a victim's thigh. The signature move of Uncle Bill Swartz.
by Steve Jantz December 25, 2007
Get the Cow Bitemug. by raiderlands January 27, 2011
Get the Magic Cowmug. A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
by Nunuv Yabizness June 21, 2011
Get the Apocalypse Cowmug. This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.
by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010
Get the Cow Pattingmug.