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penis task

When a woman asks a man to complete something easy on her behalf, typically because she's too lazy, inept or just looking for male attention. The woman in question is of the mind that men put the pussy on a pedestal and will do anything for brownie points.
When Becky gave me the penis task of hanging pictures in her office, I just laughed and walked away.
by SeñorGuapo April 17, 2019
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faulty-tasking

Kind of like multitasking, but the person doing the tasks can only perform one at a time. This is completely unintentional. The faulty-tasker truly believes they are being efficient.
Quit faulty-tasking!
by Author1992 September 14, 2019
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coronavirus taskforce

a entourage of nitwits who lack the intellectual ability to manage a health crisis
little johnny: Mommy is school gunna be out all year?

mom: yes honey because the coronavirus taskforce shit the bed
by nandall May 4, 2020
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Ball Tasking

You put your Scrotums (or ballsacks) to various tasks with your significant other to see if the male partner has been working their balls out, preparing for any kind of sexual intercourse.
babe, do you wanna go through stage 3 of ball tasking?
by choghies June 15, 2023
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lock the taskbar

A famous song by the Punk band The Clash.
The Shareef don't like it, lock the taskbar.
by kzkkzkzxkkzxkxz September 5, 2017
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Tit for a task'et

When a verbal argument occurs between two people that can only be settled with a old maids basket.
I was so mad at him... You know it was a tit for a task'et.

I won't forgive him until he gives me his grandmother's basket
by Happy morningstar January 15, 2020
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common assesment task

A test.... a CAT... death of you
i have a CAT while im writing this
common assesment tasks boring
by Entity588 November 16, 2020
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