The act of a man using his penis to penetrate another mans anus in a dodgy style so that there semen tanks slap together. Hence, 'slapping tanks'.
Bob and George have been togther for 6 years now. Not my idea of fun mind, not really one for tank slapping.
by Christoph October 26, 2005
Get the tank slapping mug.The most vulger, discusting, vile, repulsive, terrible thing that has ever exsisted. often refferred to as a way stronger insult that queer, bitch, fag, or anything else insulting
Synonyms: Meekrop, ass vagina, period blood
Antonyms: Puppys, Rainbows
Synonyms: Meekrop, ass vagina, period blood
Antonyms: Puppys, Rainbows
1) My mom washed my mouth out with bleach because i asked what tank yellow ment.
2) Tank yellow should not be said in front of ladies.
2) Tank yellow should not be said in front of ladies.
by RN.CL.AN July 12, 2010
Get the Tank yellow mug.A phrase said by the Marvel Universe's Juggernaut after hitting Colossus with a tank in the 90's TV series.
Colossus throws a tank at Juggernaut.
Juggernaut: "I always crush my cans before throwing them away", punches tank back at Colossus & says: "TANK YOU!, I wonder if he's recyclable? "
Juggernaut: "I always crush my cans before throwing them away", punches tank back at Colossus & says: "TANK YOU!, I wonder if he's recyclable? "
by AlMaJo81 May 24, 2016
Get the tank you mug.when you're someplace and you really don't like the host, you go to the bathroom, lift up the cover of the top toilet tank, and take a shit in that one instead of the usual bowl
by the tulip September 12, 2003
Get the tank floater mug.The aftermath of a very rare and extraordinary poo. A tank slapper requires the coming together of a unique arrangement of circumstances not encountered on a frequent basis.
Firstly the poo being ejected must be firm, ideally smooth, definitely not sticky and have some elastic properties.
Secondly the body from which the poo is being ejected, must be longitudinally centred and slightly forward on the pan. The sphincter must not be too slack or overly encumbered by anal beard, this is to ensure maximum velosity on exit and reduce any parasitic friction.
If these properties are met, the poo will launch out of the anus. It will hit the forward side of the pan, adjacent to the bowl water. Ricochet on to the back pan, leaving two perfectly vertical skid marks in front and behind the bowl water. This is a tank slapper.
Firstly the poo being ejected must be firm, ideally smooth, definitely not sticky and have some elastic properties.
Secondly the body from which the poo is being ejected, must be longitudinally centred and slightly forward on the pan. The sphincter must not be too slack or overly encumbered by anal beard, this is to ensure maximum velosity on exit and reduce any parasitic friction.
If these properties are met, the poo will launch out of the anus. It will hit the forward side of the pan, adjacent to the bowl water. Ricochet on to the back pan, leaving two perfectly vertical skid marks in front and behind the bowl water. This is a tank slapper.
Jeff, Jeff, my legs are trembling and I feel like I’ve been touched by the almighty himself. JEFF, I’ve had a tank slapper.
by Cludgyspanklips September 26, 2021
Get the Tank slapper mug.when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time
by Doug W. February 11, 2008
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