timcident

When someone named "Tim" shits their pants before they have a chance to make it to the toilet. Ideally, the incident would occur after eating McDonald's, Taco Bell, or any kind of knockoff brand junk food, however these conditions are not required for the incident to officially be classified as a timcident.

Bro 1: Yo, is that Tim running across the quad? Why is he waddling?

Bro 2: Dude, I think he shit himself.

Bro 1: Holy shit, I think you're right!! That's the third timcident he's had this week.

Bro 2: I told him to layoff the Glacier Ranch chips.

Bro 1: Nah, It had to have been the McGangbang from last night.

Bro 2: Ohhh true, true.

by SUNYITNOTPOLY November 16, 2023

Timijahnae

Timijahnae is beautiful, Sexy, mean, doesn’t let anyone control her, pretty

Hi Timijahnae how’s your day?

by Sade ‘ November 19, 2023

tibidi skoilet

The reverse of skibidi toilet and an amazing argument to the masses of iPad kids who can't not have cheeto dust on their fingers. ever.

A use in a civil conversation: "I do indeed dabble in a good amount Tibidi Skoilet from time to time,"
A possible math equation using Tibidi Skoilet: "Tibidi Skoilet > Skibidi Toilet,"
A completely wrong invalid opinion: "Tibidi Skoilet is trash, Skibidi Toilet is better,"

by explodin' November 23, 2023

tiwid

this is way i die ty-veed - a simple response to something funny and unrelatable.

Someone: "Bro, someone crashed into a McDonalds on a toilet with wheels this morning"
Bro: "tiwid real"

Someone: "Bro, a teenager died to a heart attack after masturbating 48 times last week"
Bro: "tiwid real"
Homie: "WHO TF COUNTE-"

by mythrézia February 11, 2024

timitron5000

a nerd who can hit his shots

-kelly

kelly- timitron5000 HIT YOU DAMN SHOTS
timitron5000- *hit no shots*
kelly- AHHHHH

by kelly_069 May 5, 2024

tigidness

to beto be very tig when only being tig will do

iv never met someone with that much tigidness in my life!

by anonymous June 3, 2024

Timism

A collection of various, unrelated items usually put in a container or drawer etc. This goes beyond a junk drawer in that none of the items go together and leaves anyone who discovers it dumbfounded . (named after Tim Cole unknowing creator of Timisms.)

I discovered a timism containing my passport, cotton balls, dog treats, a screw and a piece of thread.

by MDUSA November 27, 2024