Thai Padlock

Noun. The act of tucking male genitalia between the thighs or butt-cheeks for the purpose of giving one's groin the appearance of female genitalia.

1. Carlos fooled a few guys last night with his infamous mastery of the thai padlock.

2. Alex likes having sex with old ladies but he tolerates old men who are good at doing the thai padlock.

3. My penis is too short for a thai padlock.

by Visa para Tailandia September 25, 2017

thaiann

ThaiAnn is a normal girl, and with a unique name. She doesn’t know now many others like her since she is the only person she knows with her name. She enjoys listening to other peoples feelings. She has rough times with family but doesn’t stop pushing forward !

“ThaiAnn, thanks for understanding..”

by sunkiissed_ May 17, 2018

Thai Soccer Team

A Thai Soccer Team is a poop that won’t come out or just a state of constipation.

Hey can we take that run later I’ve got a Thai soccer Team at the moment. I’m going to have a cup of coffee to help blow them out.

by Torbert July 14, 2018

Tahitties

Tahitian titties

Show me your tahitties!

by fuck yooouuuuuu January 25, 2019

Thailan

Thailan is sweet,kind,loving,loyal,gets all the boys,beautiful,savage,really talented, pretty,funny, and a little fun crazy

Person 1: wow I can’t believe this is Thailan person 2: God damn who are you

by BigEggolant07 October 14, 2019

Thai

Thai is the most sexy man alive he will make anyone love him and teachers love him, epic gamer he is

Person 1: hey did you see Thai

Person 2: yeh he is soooo cool

by Carnige October 24, 2019

Taitom

The name Taitom usually means the girl is a fat slut. She usually causes way too much drama, and is a consistent liar. She also looks like Moto-Moto

Taitom is a fat cunt

by thank_you November 10, 2019