Australian base system

The American base system involves: first base - kissing and breast fondling; second base - manual stimulation of genitalia; third base - oral stimulation of genitalia; and home base (or fourth base) - the act of penetrative intercourse.

The Australian base system is slightly different: first base - vaginal sex; second base - anal sex; third base - threesome with two males and one female; home base (or fourth base) - threesome with two females and one male.

Elaine: All my friends back home go to home base by the time they're fifteen.

David: On the Australian base system or the American base system?

by aussieinthestates July 19, 2011

Sexual Tension Solar System

(n.) A unit of one female and 4+ males that hangs out together. Held together because the girl is leading all of them on simultaneously.

Between classes, Meg received a massage from two members of her sexual tension solar system.

by nolandc August 31, 2019

Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS)

A method of using a fictional persona, on anything from social media to legal documents. Often only effective for short periods with longer term consequences including delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, paranoia, dissociation from friends, family and, ultimately, reality.

It had been a last ditch attempt to bond with his father, enjoy the countryside and conquer a mountain together. He had hoped to heal many wounds but his incessant use of the Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS) over the years had left him incapable of forming honest social bonds and he was left taking selfies below the clouds he had once aspired to surpass.

by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall August 6, 2023

D.A.V.E. system

A no-fail way to get a girl (plus a great story).

Acronym for:

Dabble in friendship
Approach cautiously
Value time together
Extend story-telling

Friends at the hockey game:

Dave: Hey, check out that girl there.
SF and JBK: Wow, she's cute. You gonna go for it?
Dave: Of course. The D.A.V.E. system never fails.

Later in evening:

Dave: Guys, you have 45 free minutes? I have a great story!!!
SF and JBK: No, not again.

by system creator May 2, 2011

burgundian system

nazism 2 aka the tru gamer ideology aka kill everyone who doesn't look perfectly aryan

thank god i don't live in the burgundian system - someone who is not a true gamer

by shwakkui November 11, 2021

the metric system

A system of measurement used worldwide that would be completely unknown to American's if we didn't buy drugs.

Drugs have taught a whole generation of kids the metric system.

by The Devil's Mistress July 20, 2005

Area Code System

Every human being on the planet can be adequately described using a three-digit number (i.e. area code). The first digit denotes the rating of how attractive the face is (0-9). The second digit describes whether you would sleep with that person or not (0=no, 1=yes). And finally, the third digit describes how attractive the person’s body is (0-9).

Megan Fox is my dream girl, using the area code system, she's a total 919!

by mikeywizzle August 12, 2008