Shlong

Hairstyle coupling short bangs in the front with a long mane in the back. Originates from Short in the front, Long in the back. Business in the front, party in the rear.

The former Philly relief pitcher Mitch "Wild thing" Williams has such an awesome shlong that I thought he was a hockey player.

by M. Luther March 7, 2009

shlonghead

a word used to make fun of someone.
usually for teasing a person; a funny word

Alysa would always laugh when Brittany would call her a shlonghead.

by brittanyyyy September 14, 2008

Shlongin

(adj)cool, in a sexual manner

That girl is shlongin

by Kaldicuck November 16, 2003

shlongify

the act of trying to make your penis longer through the use of a prosthetic penis enlarger

steve: duude you'll never guess what i saw someone doing at your party last night

dave: what man what!?

steve: i saw this guy trying to shlongify!

dave: no way dude!

steve yes way dude.

dave: duuude.

by oLi1357902648 April 21, 2009

Skylon

The type of guy who is brave and cool and gives people the n pass but has trust issues and has a great urge to fight, also has anger issues but delays them and controls his feelings, he uses his brain to work around people, he also is very wise, also very overprotective and leads the group.

Skylon has a good heart but keeps his distance away from the world because paranoid of fake people, sometimes he can be wise beyond his years, and also leads the group.

by Sïmbå June 15, 2019

Long shlong

A Man or a girl with an big dick

Woah man you have suck an Long shlong

by Suck that greg September 4, 2019

Shlonglor

A legendary retired nick, who drives a Maibatzu Thunder. Oh yeah and he also pioneered petty things such as gaming stories, gaming cartoons, and more. Your site rocks by the way!!!

Don't make me whip out my Shlonglor on you fool!

by DualCycle June 2, 2003