Stitchy

The act of standing still and clenching your buttocks together in an attempt to prevent a poop until you can reach a restroom.

"Hold on Marvin! I have to go stitchy first!"
"Hey! Quit pushin' me! I'm goin' stitchy!"

by Smellfree May 11, 2009

stretched

Beating someone up to the point where they are knocked out, laying stretched on the floor.

Guy 1: Some nigga disrespected me last night, sayin' my breath stank.

Guy 2: Oh hell naw! Tell me you stretched that nigga.

Guy 1: You know!!!

by CityOf781 December 6, 2012

ring stretcher

australian slang term for a bicycle.

shazza: did bazza bring the ring stretcher
dazza: nuh

by splinter barberino January 9, 2006

cowboy stretch

Catching a quick/short nap during the day. It usually involves you sleeping during your work hours, and wearing you work clothes including your shoes.

I am just going to catch a cowboy stretch underneath my desk so that I can get some energy for the rest of the day.

by Minette Williams January 2, 2009

Stitches

A combined word for stupid bitches

Oo man, look at all these stitches that just got here; let's bounce.

by Anthony and Stritt May 15, 2005

stretching the truth

Not telling a complete lie with part of it being truthful

I didn't lie about liking you, I was only stretching the truth.

by jace caitlyn November 13, 2007

stretcher

a gun; meaning to "stretch" you or lay you out.

I pulled the stretcher on the nigga; i had the stretcher by my side

by Andre Young March 19, 2005