feeling straight

Euphemism for male arousal. Other common terms are erection, hard-on

I woke up this morning feeling straight!

by Tru Tiger February 13, 2019

Straight Homosexual

A homosexual man that acts straight and does manly stuff but just likes guys.

" Jake captain of the Varsity football team likes fixing up muscle cars and working on the ranch, but likes fucking dudes. His friends call him a straight homosexual. "

by PabloMiAllamo November 18, 2016

straight cream

When something is rad, cool, out there. Legit. Sweet. Awesome. Sick. Slick. Better than yours. Better than mine.

That girl's butt is straight cream!

by StacheTastic September 24, 2015

straight to the diner

a term used when someone is going somewhere the somewhere can be referred to as the "diner''
the diner is a reference from a diner in a small fishing village called Terence bay, Nova Scotia, Canada.

she got those chompers and she went straight to the diner!

by ObviouslyJesus69 September 18, 2011

Straight bits

When one feels the need to use slang that is neither relevant nor appropriate in that given situation.

William: Oh Rupert dear, I have the sincerest beliefs that Emilie’s tea party will be nothing short of pimping.

Rupert: Straight bits... William... straight bits :(

by superau79 January 13, 2012

Atlanta Straight

A man who is definitely gay while also currently married to a woman.

Mitch McConnell, known closeted gay man, went on another tirade against gay marriage in front of the press. Many people would refer to Mitch as "Atlanta Straight."

by Mr. Wordy McWordson March 18, 2021

STRAIGHT-LEGGIN'

THE ACT OF STRAIGHT LEGGIN' TO QUECH THE URGE TO POOP WHEN DRIVING. STRAIGHTENING YOUR LEGS AS YOU DRIVE TO AVOID REPLACING THE DRIVER SEAT OF YOUR CAR.

DAVE WAS STRAIGHT-LEGGIN' IT ALL THE WAY TO MIKES' PLACE. HE CALLED AND ASKED TO HAVE THE RESTROOMS UNLOCKED AS HE WAS COMING IN HOT...

by MAGICDIAMOND2430 March 15, 2021