Steven Seagal Porno Music

Music you would hear during various pornos involving Steven Seagal. Usually the music consists of thick, heavy techno beats that you can dance to. The beats in the music are usually well in sync with Steven pumping a bunch of Japenese girls with his 20 inch dick. In one of his famous pornos Aikido in a Speedo, there's a ton of disco porno music playing the background and he's dancing the whole time while only wearing a pink leather speedo (with his hair in pig tails). His most common move is having his legs more than shoulder length apart and shaking each outstretched arm up and down with his hands as fists.

*Hears a funky techno song playing in the background*
Sounds like Steven Seagal Porno Music!

by WAFFLESTOMPER667 April 9, 2009

Steventology

The religion of Apple users with Steve Jobs as their L. Ron Hubbard of the cult.

To accuse Apple of anything wrong is in direct violation of Steventology.

by Cursor_ September 13, 2007

Steven

Very sweet, loving, and emotional. Knows how to put a smile on your face and will always be there for you. Very stubborn at times but caring at other times. Looks for his friends best interest. Doesnt open up to many people, but cares about the ones he does open up to. Very popular and known well by the ladies. sometimes has trouble making decisions for himself and looks to others for help. easily taken advantage of. Kind-hearted and gental. Hold onto and steven that may walk into your life. once hes gone, hes not coming back.

Hes amazing, must be a steven.

by crazyyylovr3 July 6, 2011

sixes and sevens

Three possible definitions:
1) chaotic & confused (Old English saying)

2) the best musical group you've ever heard, blending classical virtuosity with contemporary rock and jazz rhythms. Often found in New York City.

3) a type of solitaire played with a 52-count deck of cards

It was sixes and sevens before the Sixes and Sevens concert, so I decided to chill out and play sixes and sevens.

by Brendie December 14, 2006

Steven Hawking

Dead

the dead man steven Hawking

by faglad May 13, 2018

rugby sevens

The best game in the world, closely followed by Rugby Union and League.
Incredibly fast paced, creative game. Basically 7 a side Rugby Union but the main objective is possession, not territory.
It is played on a full-sized pitch, but with only 7 players on each team. Therefore there is a lot more space and the game is about throwing the ball around to someone with a 1 on 1(every 7s player can easily take advantage of that situation) who then steps, runs and scores
If you like football more than rugby, firstly you are a pussy -wank -bucket -anal -juice -licking -batty -head -amateur, but if you watch a 7s tournament on ITV2 see if you don't change your mind.

Did you see that rugby sevens tournament?
Yeah, there was this guy who wrote a definition of 7s on urban dictionary. He was amazing. He runs the 100m in 2.18 seconds.
Yeah, wanna beer?
Yeah.

by Billy Whizz June 3, 2006

Steven

The most amazing, wonderful, awesome person in the world. Often sarcastic but this makes up a lot of their funniness. Handsome. Some might say a little geeky looking as most Stevens have glasses. This, instead has an opposite effect. Stevens are very handsome, smart, funny, and have amazing fake accents. AMAZING KISSERS. If you have never dated a Steven I highly suggest it. They love like it is the last thing they will ever do. And as most who are lucky enough to somehow convince these amazing people to love them will be set for life. Synonyms often include: smart butt, smart alec, funny, amazing, caring, kind, generous, stubborn (like Italians), awesome.
Literal meaning: crowned one

Sarah: Who is thaaaatttt?

Serenity: The one who just opened the door for that little kid?
Sarah: Yeaaaah. Hes cute!!!!
Serenity: Oh. That's Steven. Hes amazing.
Sarah: Isn't that you're boyfriend?
Serenity: Yeah. Hes a really good kisser.
Sarah: lucky....

by dark_angel.040 July 7, 2011