When an individual changes the status on a friends facebook account that has been left logged on and unattended. The status is usually something terribly embarrassing.
Before status assassination--"Jesse is going to the grocery store"
After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"
After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"
by bee-ri November 17, 2009
Get the status assassinationmug. noun - When something happens in day-to-day life that's so notable that it's worth making a facebook status about.
Mark was petting his cat and it suddenly jumped on his crotch and started scratching him.
What a status moment!
What a status moment!
by BenzoMay November 11, 2010
Get the Status Momentmug. by chathupoyi October 31, 2019
Get the hailey statusmug. When somebody posts an "informational" status about something, usually related to facebook itself, ending with "please re-post" as a public information announcement. This causes other people to post the same message, making you only able to see that message because it spreads like a virus.
(your friends list and the status virus, spreading)
Joe: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
Mary: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
John: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
Joe: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
Mary: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
John: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
by JJerome711 December 15, 2009
Get the Status Virusmug. When someone updates their facebook status and/or posts links one after another in a short period of time.
Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!
Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
by Yankees Girl August 13, 2011
Get the status diarrheamug. Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.
John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."
by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010
Get the status bluffermug. Derived from a child named Cori that had constant trouble pooping. That sensation of unbearable stomach cramping prior to diarrhea of a waterfall nature.
I need to use the bathroom I have cori status.
I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and it gave me cori status.
I barely slept at all last night. I had cori status.
I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and it gave me cori status.
I barely slept at all last night. I had cori status.
by cori'status mom May 14, 2015
Get the cori statusmug.