Stache Coup

When a sports team is able to trade away a non-mustachioed player for a
mustachioed player.

The Lakers got Adam Morrison for Vladimir Radmanovic in a Stache Coup.

by Mustache Glory February 9, 2009

stachaphobia

the fear of mustaches

Jeff Foxworthy's mustache gives me stachaphobia

by JAP tupper July 11, 2010

search bubble

A "search bubble" is a fact of googling the same problem matter repeatedly and google pre-empting your desired results. When searching for a subject, perhaps panda (mammal) and following links to zoos, further searches for panda (car) bucket seat, may present you with pandas sitting on food buckets.

Many people have suffered search bubble symptoms when browsing political news and find they only get search results for the parties that they follow regularly.

Bob: Have you finished diagnosing the problem with report program
Alex: Sorry Bob, I've been stuck in a search bubble all day

by eneville December 16, 2011

Searchomania

The affliction you have when all your waking moments away from your computer are filled with thoughts of what you will be searching for once you get back online.

I am battling this case of searchomania on my own, the next step is to see a doctor.

by Marcomac July 29, 2013

Stanchwig

An adjective for when someone is being extremely lame and party pooperish

Emily - “Why are you being so talkative? I’m trying to chill.”
Cody - “Come on, Emily! You haven’t been talking at all, all day. You’re being such a stanchwig!”

by Vernon T. Waldrip June 20, 2018

smarchy

God's favorite horse of all time ever to exist on Earth.

Melanie named her horse "Smarchy" which means "God's favorite horse of all time ever to exist on Earth."

by D-Fly S September 4, 2018

Stache Donkey

When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.

How’d you get that black eye? Oh I gave my old lady a stache donkey

by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019