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Car stalking

one drives around a parking lot unable to find a vacant automobile terminal, causing one to locate a person who appears to be making their way towards their automobile. Once located one must then drive slowly behind said person until they arrive at their vehicle, wait for them to enter their vehicle and leave and, upon their departure, promptly insert ones automobile into the recently vacant automobile terminal
John: hey, did you find a spot this morning?
Matt: no man, I was car stalking this woman all the way across the parking lot! Turns out she was going to the bus
by EvanPalm March 4, 2010
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Spot Stalking

p.o.s. (n) The act of creepily driving behind someone as they walk to their car in order to get their parking space.
Girl (talking on phone walking slow):"So i can't believe Tom broke up with her, she totally gorge...oh shit I gotta go someone is spot stalking me. (speeds up to get to car)
by grich88 August 12, 2011
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Textbook-Stalking

When you're so bored of reading your textbook, you go to the list of names on the front cover and look them up on Facebook.
Yo dude I was so bored reading that AP world texting book, that I totally started textbook-stalking.
by Allahforchantilly September 12, 2011
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Inverse Stalking

When one checks LinkedIn to see if a specific individual has stalked them on LinkedIn, an act which in itself can be defined as stalking.
Meg checks LinkedIn to see if Travis has checked out her profile. Meg is Inverse Stalking.
by Inverse Stalker August 27, 2012
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Organized Stalking

Fusion Centers are trash and make up terrorist because there aren't any and organize all the trash and do electronic surveillance and monitor you're phone and track you're GPS location and sychronize community mobbing trash to harass you with Zersetzung harassment techniques such as gaslighting, doppelgangers, smear campaigns, flying monkeys, and more.
Intelligence agencies such as the CIA, FBI, NSA use the watchlist for organized stalking and cults such as the KKK, Mormons, Scientology, Freemasons also use organized stalking to terrorize their victims...
by TI Satan May 13, 2023
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Facebook Stalking

When you are bored, getting on Facebook and looking through random peoples Facebook pages, going through their pictures and reading all their statuses.
Friend one: OMG he is soo cute! Plus he has a puppy!

Friend two: Umm how do you know that? You don't even know him...

Friend one: I was Facebook Stalking him last night
by UhHuh12 January 7, 2011
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cock-stalking

when one nigga is lookin at anotha niggas facebook profile trying to figga out what the nigga is up to.
ex - i was on facebook earlier and i saw he was in a relationship since a week ago....nigga stop cock-stalking!
by Berns the bumpkin lover January 16, 2011
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