Stacie

A girl so beautiful, it can bring you to tears. Popular and adored by all the boys, but she's only after guys who will treat her perfectly right. She has the perfect smile, eyes, and doesn't need makeup to be the prettiest girl in school. Can make anyone laugh and cry with her large personality. Has lots of friends but always wants to include those who don't. A devoted Christian. Stubborn and isn't afraid to speak her mind. The girl of your dreams. If you're lucky enough to get her, don't let her go.

{See that girl over there? She's radiant. She must be a Stacie}

by Hheheehehe December 16, 2012

stachetory rape

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner

Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.

by rusty bedsprings August 18, 2012

rape satchel

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.

Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!

by -Samax- December 16, 2010

Cum satchel

When you use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969

"Dude I just got 69 dollars with my cum satchel method ways!"

by Cum sack June 14, 2013

staching

the practice of eating pistachios

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since

by thewebguy March 7, 2005

stacey van

She is truely legendary. The female equivalent of Frank the Tank. She can out drink any guy, goes streaking and will fight any girl. People chant for her. She is also extremely comedic, and can befriend anyone.

Guy 1: Dude, we partied with stacey van on the weekend, it was unreal.

Guy 2: Whoa, Last time I partied with her, I woke up in jail in Tijuana. Must have been a good time!

by teamrand April 15, 2009

stachitude

The ability to grow a mustache or mustache analogue.

"You can't handle the Dali!" exclaimed the Beard Wizard. "You don't have the STACHITUDE!"

by Perlith February 2, 2009