spicy john

A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.

My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.

by __tater_th0t_ June 6, 2020

Spicy Cake

When you meet a "girl" who you really fancy but when you take her to your house, you find out that she is a he. At first, you think you're getting nice, sweet cake but in the end, it's extremely spicy.

Kyle seems to be into that girl but all he's getting is spicy cake tonight.
That girl is hot but I feel like she's just a slice of spicy cake.
This guy is really into me but wait until I give him a dish of spicy cake.

by lyricalkek July 26, 2016

Spicy Tires

A form of a foot fetish where you lick whiskey off your partners feet. Any whiskey will do but the whiskey of choice for proper practitioners is barrel aged bourbon.

Hey gorgeous, I got this new bottle of Pappy how about you take you shoes off and let me get some spicy tires.

by ShiftyGargoyle February 18, 2023

Spicy Coke

Methamphetamines, aka pop rocks, Scooby snacks, high speed chicken feed, speed, the stuff that helped Ricky Bobby beat the Pierre guy, the stuff, biker coffee, ice, quartz, meth

George: Hey guy, you know where I could get some Spicy Coke?
Some guy(not a rat): Yeah I got you, 8 ball for 100? *pulls out bag*
George: That’s a niiiiiiice boulder

George then spent the rest of his life talking like Boomhauer

by bro george dude March 18, 2022

Spicy Bagel

Used to define a grim bird, she's that horrid to look at you can only imagine how bad her fanny is.

"Mate she's fuckin' angin she must have a right spicy bagel"

by DspmShh December 22, 2018

spicy juice

vodka mixed with any juice type drinks

person 1: is that spicy juice
person 2: yep!

by durpzwithaz June 3, 2022

Spicy black

First known reference of this word was May, 27th 2020. Referring to a Hispanic half black person. Whom, does not appear to be a black person at first appearance.

"Can he say that?"
"oh, he's spicy black"

by T1rr2 May 27, 2021