Non-Linear Selling

Selling in pairs or other combinations and for more than one year at a time, thereby decreasing the absolute number of deals required to sell out your inventory as well as increasing your efficiency and productivity.

If there are 200 signs in an arena and you sell them to sponsors in pairs for a term of two years each then you only need to make 50 deals per year to sell out your inventory instead of 200 per year--thus, you have reduced your workload by 75%. If you can further increase the number of multi-year deals for pairs of signs you can do per annum then your sales will increase at an ever increasing rate-- that is non-linear selling.

by ProfBruce April 20, 2011

Shelling

refers to sexual intercourse

Adam: Were you all shelling last night?

by D1TL October 22, 2016

Typing and then smelling the ink

Fingering a girls pussy, then smelling your fingers afterwards

Scene Kid 1: dude what did you do last night?
Scene Kid 2: i was Typing and then smelling the ink.

by Skullkingx7x January 24, 2007

selling cookies

1. to sell out on your friends
2. to ditch on plans

Mike: yo, I thought John was gonna come too.
Frank: no, hes selling cookies on the corner instead.

by TheGoonie April 27, 2006

smellington

a nose bone creation of me!!!!!

aidan howard wrote this

by aidan howard is gay February 9, 2004

Spelling troll

Someone who uses incorrect spelling and or grammar on purpose to troll discussions, with the aim of causing off topic reactions aimed at (usually) his deliberate misspelling.

Troll: All Mexecans should be throwed over the wall!
A: Dude, how ignorant are you that you can't spell Mexicans?
B: Or even correctly conjugate the verb to throw.
C: Guys, don't let yourself be thrown off topic, he's obviously a spelling troll.

by trollbuster May 22, 2018

Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 11, 2007