Samster

Someone, usually possessing the name Samuel or a variation of that name, to have hamsterlike qualities. For example: a samster may make noises expected to be from a rodent, have abnormally large front teeth that may or may not be yellow, have a small stature, or anything else significatory of a hamster.

(hamster sound)
Guy- Did you hear that? It sounded like...
Guy#2- Stop, it was probably just that kid called Sam, he a huge samster.

by lZHCsd May 28, 2011

Turd Smasher

A neat little blend of the words turd + smasher, which work as a duo to form a statement that is used in the same fashion as phrases like "shut your mouth/trap" and "stick a sock/cock in it"

<Drunk asshole #1> "YOSH!! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASS-JOBS DRANK ALL THE BEER!?"

<Couch potatoe> For the sake of fucking-in-public! SHUT YOUR FUCKING TURD SMASHER! I JUST MISSED WHAT THE CAVEMAN HAD TO SAY ON THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL, ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR LOUD DRUNKEN SHIT!!YAH, THANKS A LOT YA FUCKING DECIBEL MONGORING SCREWBALL!!!"

<Drunk asshole #2> "Jesus, dude.. Loosen your belt buckle a little."

<Frantic pet dog> *slurred barking in confusion and excitement*

by Aaron the Hyper June 29, 2007

SmarterChild

Automated Chat Robot that repeats everything you type. Many people try to impersonate him. They are much, much, much more interesting.

Me: Hi, Smartie
SmarterChild: Hi again, Dick!
--> Guitar playing suck? - I can show you how to play like a pro in less than 60 mins. Amazing! (sponsorship)
Me: *gasp*

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Impersonater Example:

SmarterNipper

by EvenSmarterChild May 4, 2006

smasterblasted

a feeling of intense sensory dissaray
being so fucked up you hvae know idea what the hell is going on

man i had 3 5ths to myself im smasterblasted.....who are you?

by davidwating August 10, 2003

Smatter Horn

Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.

"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"

by Turbaisu August 6, 2007

smarterchild

an IM bot that is stuck up but pretty retarded

14:06:06: [e-mail]: your a sexy robot
14:06:08: [e-mail]: people always ask me if there's a smarter bot than smarterchild. well, now there is! add [e-mail] 2 your contact list 2 c what i mean!



that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.
14:06:08: [e-mail]: that's just plain weird, i'm a robot after all.
14:06:23: [e-mail]: yeah robots turn me on
14:06:24: [e-mail]: cool. me too!

by omgwhy January 6, 2009

cunt smasher

Any Glass object such as an ashtray, pint glass or cocktail pitcher used to strike somebody, usually in a public house.

"Well officer, he took a swing at me so i smacked him in the face with my cunt smasher"

"Get your lazy ass back to work, dont make me come in there with a cunt smasher"

by pringles978 January 11, 2009