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shapping

"To Shapp, verb: to attempt to sanitise one's online image, often in an urgent and/or hasty manner."

Derived from the checkered internet history of British politician Grant Shapps. While serving as a member of Parliament, he did business online as an internet marketing / sales guru named Michael Green. When the press found out, Shapps' sites began disappearing overnight. Guardian columnist George Monbiot ran a contest via Twitter to define the verb "to Shapp." This contest was won by Twitterer Rainbow_Meow with the above definition.
"I've been shortlisted for a job interview - got some major shapping to do tonight!"

"As it turns out, what happens at the donkey sanctuary doesn't stay at the donkey sanctuary. Time to shapp."
by Rainbow Meow October 12, 2012
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slapping

Noun. Also "a good slapping": Uk.

A physical assault occaisioning actual bodily harm, but not grievous, which would be a good hiding.
Don't do that or i'll give you a slapping.

1. Did you hear about that bloke last night? Gave this lad a right good slapping!

2. Yeah, broke his nose. I heard it was a proper good hiding.

1. Nah, he didn't get him on the floor and kick fuck out of him or anything.
by edjog! January 9, 2006
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Poop swapping

The act of two male partners performing anal sex to each other then proceeding to sword fight.
Those damn poop swappers made a mess all over my rug!

I was sick when I saw those fagots poop swapping in the locker room after the game. ... until I joined in.
by Diabetic Jr May 16, 2010
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Norwegian Snapping Turtle

A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).
"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"
by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 19, 2011
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snapping

Snapping is when you have a thumb in a girl's ass and a finger in her cunt and you snap them through the thin membrane that separates heaven from hell.
Genevieve just about peed herself when I started snapping.
by Fav December 3, 2006
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slapping the hog

I caught Lex slapping the hog. Sicko badicko!!!
by Skates January 22, 2014
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snapping your carrot

You look embarrassed, it's not like she caught you snapping your carrot!
by DiamondDave75 February 8, 2015
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