stooze

a nerdy,clumsy person who is annoying and is a loser who nobody likes.This word can dirrive to such words as stoozy,stoze,or stooze-ma-lose,and stooze-monk.

Get away from me you stooze!
Hey billy your a stooze-ma-lose!
Look at this stooze-monk!

by Tyler Evans May 2, 2006

snooze factory

a type of party that would typically be considered borring or lame. not to be confused with a sausage festival, a snooze factory can have a good ratio but usually the females will be prudes and or nonsocial/swamp donkeys and the males will either be bros or nerds/lamewads.

steve: whats up with this party i thought you told me it was gunna be awsome?
Randy: well i dont get it, everyone has a drink in there hand and the ratio is good but theres no music and nobodies talking
steve: lets get out of this snooze factory

by 2dank April 22, 2007

snooze-cement

That completely invisible but annoyingly effective "glue" that always seems to form between two bedfellows who are cuddling "sans-clothing", creating a damp and tacky "skin-to-skin" bond which becomes (often painfully!) apparent only when either snoozer attempts to turn over or otherwise change position; this is especially a problem on warm nights and/or if one or both slumberers is of the "corpulent" variety.

Chubby girl: Ouch --- WATCH it, Mr. Sticky Man! You're pinching my boobie and stretching my underarm-flaps!
Half-asleep guy: Huhhh...? Oh, sorry, hunny --- it's that yucky snooze-cement again.

by QuacksO November 17, 2011

Raccoon snooze juicer

A raccoon snooze juicer is when someone is mouth fucked by a stuffed raccoon with a sausage attached for a penis. Traditionally a room full of out of state strangers films it but it can be done without

Kenny passed out early and got a raccoon snooze juicer from the neighbors.

by Heather Swanson March 28, 2023

snoozer

someone who says they are hustlen heavy, but they sleep on the block, make no money, or like u aint finsh your drinks, you snoozen on that juice man

yo b, u see all them custys why u lackin fuckin snoozer

by Gage211 January 11, 2008

Sooze

The name that a Lee calls Sooz, even after knowing for several years that she hates it. Guaranteed to write it in texts, emails and on other written literature.

Hey Sooze = Wrong
Hey Sooz = Correct

by SeeJayTee November 28, 2005

Swooze

To get totally smashed(drunk).

Dude, i got way swoozed yesterday! It was AWESOME man!

by x.XKoryX.x February 18, 2009