size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate
Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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Plus Sized Bandit

A person of a larger weight, who really doesn't give a shit. Often loud and rude, and constantly belittling skinny people who aren't "skinny bandits", the posse of the plus sized bandit. Often will cause fights, and over dramatize situations. Eats whatever they want however they want, no matter who is watching.
Did you see that loud guy fighting in the cafeteria??

Yea he was such a plus sized bandit!
by cat55 October 23, 2010
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Burrito Sized Mummy

A burrito sized mummy referes to an extreemly large joint. It takes about 6 rolling papers to create one
Hey patna why dont you light up that burrito sized mummy you got rolled up
by BIGGDAD September 06, 2009
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Beamer the size of china

You get a big red face and cheesy grin when you realise you have accomplished something amazing.

Throwing buckfast bottles from great lengths into a bin will gain you a beamer the size of china!
Boy 1:- * throws buckfast bottle into bin 30 yards*

Boy2 :-aww whit You've got a beamer the size of china!

boy 1 :- Thats because im the man.
by Donduckglasgowrangers November 19, 2011
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Average penis size

My penis is average sized or I have a Average penis size
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zoom-zoom sized

A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.
I cannot give you a proper blowjob because you are zoom-zoom sized.

Mommy, why was I born zoom-zoom sized?
by cabbageASS February 14, 2005
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Man-Sized Handshake

The act of grasping another man's hand, in hopes of sexual relations.
A homeless man walks up to you in a McDonald's and asks if he can give you a Man-Sized Handshake.
by BigAl08791 November 24, 2010
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