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shouch

1. Used as a contraction of SHIT and OUCH, Usually encountered when saying shit and hurting oneself.

2. A poor marijuana reference.
1. Bill, hand me that- SHOUCH!! I touched the hot iron.

2. Pass me that Shouch bro, I'm gettin stoned like a mother fucker.
by Viper089 December 15, 2007
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scotchin

to hang up random bizarre pictures in conspicuous places. Word derived from scotch tape used to hang said pictures
"Heebee Joe man, you scotchin?"
"Yeehay i just found this fandangalicious picto of Somma somma and little frants eatin a hoobie pie!"
"Thats scotchin'!put that up on my locker!"
by Germ the Germy Germinator November 19, 2003
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Scotch-cat

A term describing the emotional and physical feelings of one after an extreme night of boozing, which can also include unadulterated sex. A feeling of being burnt out. Most commonly used when communicating with parents.
"Yo pops, I am so scotch-cat right now."
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Spotch

Hey Jon, spotch it up.
Spotch up that doobie.
by Christopher Greening September 24, 2008
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scotch plains

A town that neighbors Westfield, New Jersey.

It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."

Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.

Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.

Blue Devils 4 Ever.
Westfield Student 1: Hey man, how'd your math test?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.

Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?
by Delivery Guy 1 December 3, 2007
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Scotch-tape skies

A weather condition frequently seen in family photographs of a certain age, brought on by the ill-considered use of Scotch tape in scrapbooks and picture frames.
I found a photograph of Grandma sitting in her roadster under Scotch-tape skies.
by Bottom Ford January 2, 2010
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ShortChange

To perform a sexual act on someone and not have them return the favour
"dude I was with amy again lastnight, i went down on her and she totally shortchanged me"

"she shortchanged me man, ffs" BJ BlowJOb Bowcat eat out oral sex hand sex sex one night stand
by scrotie-mcbooger-balls December 19, 2014
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