shape queen

The alternative to being a "size queen" in that you give higher preference to a pretty, average sized dick over a fat, long af dick that looks like it's been through a garbage disposal or may be disproportionate (eg. Long shaft, arrow head).

Suzy proclaimed she isnt a size queen but is rather a shape queen.

by Eko4prez April 13, 2016

Crow-Shaped Tool

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.

"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."

by mikeohl December 14, 2007

square shaped rice

hott sex with either male on female or female on female does not apply to herbs and at the end of square shaped rice you make ah-so sauce

eric kenny and phil watched courtney and taylor have square shaped rice sorry dev ;

by EPK January 19, 2008

Pear Shaped Diamond

A Pear Shaped Diamond is either a situation gone bad or a person who has clear emotion issues normally including a alcohol dependency.

OMG! I bumped into my ex last night. It all went a bit pear shaped diamond.

OR

I bumped in to Bradley and Ashley last night. They were getting kicked out of the bar again. They are such pear shaped diamonds.

by Bashley_Uk November 16, 2009

Rooster Shield

A synonym to cock blocker. It could also be used as a great cock blocking technique.

Me to couple: Hey, hey, hey, guys what do you call a shield made up of roosters?
Couple: What? (getting pissed of)
Me: A COCK BLOCKER!!! Trololololololo
Rooster Shield=Cock Blocker

by Midgetman007 September 10, 2011

Diamond Shield

The protection a woman gets from her wedding ring against men that want to hit on them.

Candice: The reason men do not hit on me is because of my diamond shield.

Carla: Bitch, the reason men do not hit on you is because you are fat and ugly.

by Kboogie May 29, 2012

yu shien

The name of a godly person. A member of an elite group, especially a person having influence or high status in intellectual or cultural circles

by tommy June 16, 2003