Cult sheep

Someone who is so dumb that you don't even know how it is possible. There is nothing in their head and if you punched their head it would shatter. Derives from cults which have brain washed people and sheep which are extremely dumb animals.

Mike and Pete were such cult sheep that when they punched each others' heads, both of their heads shattered.

by Lolalolalo February 16, 2014

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dirt sheep

One who wears a sheeps wool coat to party. Dances on the d-floor with seven girls petting him. Can be used in replacement of the term "dirt squirrel" when one looks exceptionally dirty. Probably did not wear the coat with any shirt underneith and probably got laid. Would be the perfect outfit for a chilly summers night swine mixer.

He may be dressed like a dirt sheep but that coat sure is a lady slayer.

by kittenlover69 May 9, 2011

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counting sheep

When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.

“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”

by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 5, 2021

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sheep shearing

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating

WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.

by szilfifa March 11, 2015

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Beep-Sheep

An age old game invented whilst driving in convoy in Wales by Ashley Adams, Kris Farrell and Mark Tompson of Royal Leamington Spa.

The aim of the game is to scare as many sheep as possible by using the horn of your vehicle. Beeps longer than 5 seconds are not a loud.

That game of beep-sheep was intense, the cows even started running.

by Wherestay April 13, 2017

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