scritch

(N.) an itch that is not normally attended to in public.
(V.)scritching (not normally used)

"she went to scratch her scritch in the bathroom"

by amanda March 26, 2005

scritch

When a man shits and doesn't wipe his ass clean enough, it leaves brown shit-stains in his white underwear. This is why men now wear non-white underwear to avoid visible scritch marks.

I was doing laundry this weekend and the scritch marks in my husband's underwear were so thick that I had to call him and ask if he shit his pants. I didn't know he was on speaker phone when I asked him.

by G-girl December 9, 2007

scratch

Itz another word for fighting...

Nigga you wanna scratch???

by Da HomIe October 14, 2003

skrilly scratch

Another word for money.

Nigga grab yo whip and collect yo skrilly scratch.

by Hyphy Ky-Ky Mayne November 13, 2006

scritch

SCR = Scruffy
Itch = Bitch

Scruffy Bitch = Scritch

"Tell yo scritch she needs to stop shittin out her mouth and take a shower"

by Knieko January 19, 2005

mad scratch

A term that defines "drawings" or "sketches."

"Check out this blood's mad scratch, you know he gots to be trippin' with some strait up mad skillz."

by Matt May 24, 2006

Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears

The act of masturbating to Star Wars, especially the non-human actors. As seen on iSketch.

Person 1: Awe man, I was watching Star Wars last night. The Twi'lek got me so hot, I had to Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears.
Person 2: *Just looks at Person 1 Awkwardly*

by SexyJonesy March 1, 2012