sconte

Meth - multiple uses by Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad.

That is the most kick ass sconte I've ever snorted!

by JimmyWord July 2, 2014

scoob & doo

comes from the cartoon scooby doo.in most episodes when a ghoul or ghost is seen by scooby,the ghoul/ghost dissapears when scooby grabs shaggy to show him the ghoul or ghost.this also happens on the streets of america.ie;when the ghoulish ghost of racism rears its ugly,dead, but not yet decapitated head,it usually disappears when one attempts to show the gruesome ghoul to others

you: hey mayne,that cop just violated my rights and called me racist names!

friend:who? that cop over there?

you: yeah... that dude is a racist bastard!
go talk to him you'll see

friend: ok..

friend:hey officer,why did you violate my friends rights and call him racist names?

cop: now sir, why would i do a thing like that? i'm an officer of the law.would you like a donut buddy?"

friend:jelly?

cop:yeah,i got jelly

friend: cool...ok,thanks!

cop:no worries buddy.watch your head.

you: well?

friend:well yeah,i just talked to the officer and he said he didn't do anything.in fact,he was nice. he even offered me a donut and helped me watch my head!

you: what!?%@! and you took it!?!

friend:well...yeah.whats wrong with that?
it was good advice.

you: no dummy,the donut! you took it?

friend:well,yeah..he seems nice

you: ughhh!!wtf!#!@!

friend: wha???

you:mayne,he did just did a scoob & doo!!!!

friend:you got scoob & dooed?

you: yeah asshole!i got scoob & dooed!!!
i mean,scoob & did!!

friend:is that like being abb & cost(ed)?

you: yeah...but worse.

by rev.erend triggafinga December 9, 2008

Scooter Cruiser

A non-handicapped lard ass that rides one of those scooter things around the shopping center because they are too lazy to walk.

Watch out for that lazy fat assed scooter cruiser. She's not handicapped, she's just fat. She will run you over if you are not careful

by yobkcis June 25, 2004

scootered

Someone who won't ride snowmachines because he would rather do womanly activities.

Guy: Remember that sled trip that dude scootered on?
Girl: Yeah, He showed up at our scrap booking convention and all the girls were like WTF?

by JohnnyTBP February 13, 2013

Scoob'd

The act of getting so intoxicated that you pass out in a parking lot and need to be taken home in a wheel chair.

Man. That boy got Scoob'd last night. He drank so much.

by Krush7240 February 22, 2011

Scooby-Dooed

When you are too high to participate in real life

That fifth blunt had me straight scooby-dooed yesterday

by Zootyscooty August 20, 2016

Scomotosis

A serious condition caused by chronic climate denial, prevalent in contemporary Australia. Symptoms of Scomotosis include misogynist ranting, compulsive knee jerking, delirium, paranoia, intellectual paralysis, coma and eventual extinction. Scomotosis is severe in Australia, where the Prime Minister, 'ScoMo', has fanatically promoted the mining and burning of coal. The only known cure for Scomotosis is a dose of Climate Truth Serum. Scomotosis can be prevented by social revolution and/or inversion of the dominant paradigm.

Several new cases of Scomotosis have been reported in Brisbane today. The latest outbreak has resulted in widespread social unrest, as children and their allies take action to prevent the spread of the deadly disease. The curable but deeply distressing metaphysical condition now affects 1 in 3 Australians.

by zeldazzle October 9, 2019