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Schluker

Snarg: That Babraham Linko's a real Schluker.
by Hog_Cranker 99 December 5, 2023
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Schluckspecht

(n.) Someone who drinks alcohol a lot and quickly, you might think they are drinking water.
He earned the reputation of being a Schluckspecht at the party, effortlessly downing his drinks as if they were mere sips of water.
by anonymous January 1, 2024
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schludaling

Hey what’s up schludaling!
by bigsusamogus January 9, 2024
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Schlumford

A specific tone that comes out while farting in the process of taking a large dump. The tone starts at a low pitch while air is pushed out the gas pocket of a fart and then towards the end reaches a high crescendo at the finish
Did you hear Bobby and that beautiful schlumford there at the end of that porcelain throne sesh??
by VernacularVixen February 2, 2024
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schlabbergasted

Used as an adjective or noun, describing the state of someone who is insanely drunk or shit faced, but is aware of their state and fighting to remain conscious for some reason. This fight to avoid blacking out can be for various reasons. This is typically so that they can get somewhere in time to attempt to avoid getting into trouble, make it to work, or attend to their responsibilities.

The term "schlabbergasted" is a play on the word "flabbergasted," as people in this state have the face of someone who appears flabbergasted due to the fact that they are fighting the effects of a large amount of alcohol.

It originated among drunken ROTC cadets at UNG trying to get back to their dormitories from Johnny B's shitfaced in time before "TAPS" at midnight to avoid punishment.
Dude, did you see that guy stumbling back to the barracks fucking schlabbergasted at 2358? If he doesn't make it back in time, his company commander is gonna fucking kill him.
by NoTacticals February 18, 2024
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Schlump

Schlump (SH-lǔmp)
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping

“To schlump.”

Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.
*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”

*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”

*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”
by Mister_Craigy March 20, 2024
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schlumkin

2-3 gay males (faggots) gripping each other's testicles and lightly tasting/testing each other's asshole tighness
The boys and I did a schlumkin session for an hour and a half.
by Doom Sentinel April 9, 2024
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