Schmoe

A sex act where a man licks the center of their sexual partner's vagina while trying to shape it into the size from a s'more to a hat and then yell out the word "Buzz Lightyear" while also masturbating on her mouth as well to make it look like a sex toy, hence the word "Toy Story".

Amy wouldn't stop talking about s'mores, so Marty had to go ahead and schmoe her to make her stop!

by Whodoievencare December 14, 2022

Hosni Scheme

Derived from the Supreme leader of Egypt, Hosni Mubarak,
a Hosni scheme is when a person in charge resigns but
fails to relinquish power.

Our boss just pulled a Hosni scheme. He said he was going
to quit, but not until eight months from now.

by goldandsilverowner February 21, 2011

scemo

scene+emo / scemo - derived from the Italian word scemo which means idiot.

Urban Dictionary Definition = (noun) A foolish or idiotic looking or acting emo or scene kid who looks like a total poser wannabe awesome person.

scemo - ie, some person who is totally, cluelessly, hopelessy not emo or scene, but is trying super, way hard to be and it is just pathetically not stellar, dude.

like, omg!

<333

by scemoboy January 25, 2009

schmoe

Nickname for people who frequent the joblo.com forums.

Schmoe #1: Are you a schmoe?

Schmoe #2: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Kite March 13, 2004

schematic

fucking asshole who got kicked in the ass by karma

you are such a schematic...

by 4eklly$ January 7, 2009

schemer

A geek programmer who spents his time in converting everything in the scheme language.

n00b: Hey niggli, what you do tonight?
niggli: I will convert EJB into scheme!!!
n00b: Man, u such a schemer!

by almeidap April 18, 2006

scemo

a portmanteau of scene and emo

Scemo is just as stupid as the two groups the word is derived from! I think scenemo is a cooler term for it anyway because it uses both entire words.

by Muffin Kaleidoscope Sex Bunny January 11, 2008