scaifed

v. To be the victim of a scaifing; to have one's personal life probed for scandal-fodder, as well as to be slandered and libeled against. Differs from blackmail in that the intent is always to go public with any information found/invented.

Bill Clinton had been Scaifed since before the day he took office.

by guyjin February 19, 2007

Scatfap

When a male pleasures himself using fecal matter instead of hand lotion.

I am out of hand lotion, guess I will scatfap today.

by Moon "Hoodoo" Jesus April 25, 2010

homo scaff

A wannabe Indi will always wear one of theese black and white tea towl looking scaffs, to hide their necks.

Jake: Look, hes got one of those scaffs jamie!
Jamie: Oh a homo scaff, yeah it looks shit

by Jamie6361 March 6, 2008

man-scarf

something that can look hot if worn right and crap if worn wrong NOT for the over 40's. when its good its really good when its bad its puke worthy.

"Ewww that guy is like 54, and hes wearing a man-scarf!!"
"OMG, that guy is so hot he is seriously working that

man- scarf"

by superbeanydude July 5, 2009

Bo Scaife

A crusty film you get on your balls by watching a shitty team play football.

Nate got a little bit of bo scaife on his sack from watching Michigan play football.

by SSWN TLHE October 23, 2009

scarf master

he/she who attains maximum scarf

a consumer of unusual foods products

someone who is willing to eat that which others are not

a brazen, insolent glutton

"You scarf master, you ate the whole freaking peking duck"

by scuppernog July 3, 2008

scarfplay

To fondle/twist/twirl (play with) a scarf whilst it is still wrapped around a girls neck. By doing so, effectively ending any and all chances of hooking up with girl.

Guy 1: "Oh no, look at Krueger over there, he just engaged in scarfplay....look he keeps twisting her scarf, i hope he's not choking her."

Guy 2: "Yikes, i don't care how drunk he is. Not smooth."

Guy 1: "Yup, he's not getting any tonight."

by monstercock3000 February 18, 2010