sack lapper

One who laps at nut sacks. Derived from one who sucks at skiing.

Did you see that guy go off that jump? He was such a sack lapper.

by DeeshChrushCourt March 21, 2005

Lumberjack Sack

When a man's scrotum is so hairy it resembles that of a Lumberjack's beard.

You have a Lumberjack Sack, it looks like the Brawney paper towel man.

by the R&L book February 9, 2009

Piss Sack

Your mother.

"Your mother is a Piss Sack!"

by bonerdildo3000 January 13, 2023

Tater Sacks

A big ol' pair of titties.

I told that bitch to get them tater sacks out.

by G. Jordan November 22, 2007

cactus sack

After a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the prickly bits of a cactus.

Aww dude I've got some gnarly cactus sack going on down South, i can barley sit still.

by Dyingfetus September 15, 2009

hanging sack

When a guy doesn’t wear underwear under baggy shorts and leaves the house. Synonyms: going commando, free balling

He was hanging sack when he went to drop off mail at the post office and get coffee.

by Weedy Puffington June 21, 2020

Action Sack

when you receive friction burns or sores on you testicles from to much sex the night before.

hey my nuts are killing me after last night, i must have action sack

by Sir Bishop Samson August 1, 2010