Swiga

A beautiful girl who is classy, shy, sensitive, patient, and strong willed. People value her for her honesty,intelligence, independence and most of all, for her desire to help others. In spite of her desire to help humanity she doesnt make friends easily and is often misunderstand. Once she decides that someone is worthy of her friendship or love, she becomes a loyal friend or lover, ready to sacrifice everything for her partners and be faithful to them for life.

I know I can count on my best friend to have my back because she's a swiga

by capri211 April 25, 2011

switching to porn

A figure of speech which implies that something which has no pornographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching porn than that.

I was watching the Rebecca Black video and suddenly my mom walked in so I switched to porn.

This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.

by Nacatac May 15, 2011

Light Switch

A man/woman who is easily turned on or aroused.

The girl saw me naked and was turned on faster than a light switch.

by Serah-xmhmm March 6, 2008

Don't make me swing on you bro

1. One of the greatest lines ever as seen on the greatest television show: Workaholics.

2. A quote to use when you and one or more people are arguing over something minor and a compromise cannot be made.

Blake: "Our dragon is going to seal the deal, Cee Low Green style!"

Adam: "Uh yeah definately, but his name is Reptar."

Blake: "But its actually Cee Low Green."

Adam: "Don't make me swing on you bro!"

by jac92007 December 5, 2011

Swim Practice

a rigorous activity that hard-core swimmers take part in. often involving a large amount of pain and lack of breathing. Also involving a "Coach" that screeches that you are not reaching your full potential. Speedoes are necessary at swim practice.

sorry, i cannot attend your hopping shin-dig, for i must go to swim practice!

by cam-bam the ram November 29, 2004

SWIMMING

The hardest sport you could do. the best sport ever, and keeps you in shape.

If swimming were any easier it would be called football.

by Nicole May 13, 2005

Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch

A change of sexuality that comes with seeing Zero Suit Samus for the first time.

I.E. Turns women lesbian and gay men straight.

I was playing 'Other M' and as soon as I saw her, I went though a Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch.

by TOG47 February 18, 2011