steamer

The act of dropping a turd in the lawn around winter time. the cold temperatures create a fog to arise from the pile of steaming poo

Dude1: dude! look your poop has something coming out of it!

Dude2: nah man its a steamer

by sheVen August 6, 2009

Stemmer

One who is recently unshaven - possibly destitute and/or homeless - with the bristles of a beard being referred to as "stems". Colloquially common to the Atlantic maritime region of Canada.

Jeez Frankie, will ya shave? Ya look like an old stemmer!

by Weenis isn't September 20, 2018

Hand Steamer

Receiving a handjob on a cold Alaskan morning while driving a vehicle, which results in the creation of steam, visible to other drivers

"Dude I totally saw your mom giving your dad a hand steamer last weekend!"

by AK Dave October 18, 2008

Swiss Steamer

The Swiss Steamer is specialty drink named after its primary ingredient and its thermal characteristics: Ingredients:
1 packet Swiss Miss hot cocoa
8 oz boiling water
1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
2 crushed vicodin

"After a long day on the slopes, I could really use a stiff swiss steamer."

"Caution: do no consume this Swiss Steamer while located in a sauna or spa"

"This swiss steamer really mellowed me out..."

by yummy yumyums December 10, 2009

Seaside Steamer

This starts off with two individuals, traditionally one male and one female (because that's the way God intended it to be). While in the process of prairie dogging, the girl proceeds to stroke the freely flowing excrement with her toungue and/or any part of her mouth.

This term was coined on January 3rd, 2010.

ASSMKB

While brushibg her teeth, Snooki was on the receiving end of a Seaside Steamer from The Situation.

by thebrownbomber January 2, 2010

natchez steamer

A Natchez Steamer is when someone stands on the walls of a stall in a public bathroom allowing their poop to travel roughly 6-7 feet before splashing down in the landing zone (toilet)

Did you see graham drop that Natchez steamer, it was cool but his poop was the size of a small raisin.

by Andy from the aviation club July 30, 2017

clean steamer

The act between two partners farting simultaneously into each other’s butthole, while both their anus’ are pressed against one another.

“My girlfriend clean steamered me so hard last night while we were scissoring. “

by Datnugatoofpik January 31, 2021