smock

Noise you make with your mouth, resembling a penis getting pulled out of a mouth, butt, or vagina.

How to do: Close your lips, suck your lips into your mouth, suck in some more creating pressure, open your lips a little, then open them all the way, creating a smock!

"Hey guys, watch me smock!" *SMOCK SMOCK SMOCK*

by Kenny Olson September 5, 2006

smooches

Sloppy kisses not with the mouth lips, but with the labial lips. The smooch’s target is usually the cheek of the face or, for special occasions, the cheek of the butt.

Ben: Sally and I made a real connection on our last date. I think she might be the one.

Sam: Why do you say that?

Ben: Last night, she gave me lots of smooches.

Sam: You lucky bastard.

by kittyboss/zachnasty July 23, 2008

smockgock

a punch used against friends or innocent bystanders.

yesterday my friend looked at me with a grin. I spontaniosly smockgocked him.

by superauto September 30, 2006

smooching pickles

when two guy kiis each others dicks.

"hey are those guys smooching pickles?"

by pseudonm5 June 19, 2017

smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

Smooch

A co-worker who continuously "sucks up" to the boss or someone in management. Also known as a "kiss ass".

"Hey, have you seen Eric?"

"Yeah, he's in the front office kissing Chad's ass again. He is such a friggin smooch."

by Shaunski671 April 28, 2019

Smoochie wallace approved

Beyond Delicious surpassing even bassen fire and even ambrosias or very good quality

"Is the food good here"

Nigga its smoochie wallace approved"

by De la smoochie wallace June 15, 2021