smash stains

Excessive sweating in armpit area due to playing excessive amounts of nintendo 64 smash bros.

I got douched off the edge 4 times and all my kills got stolen causing me to have massive smash stains

by brian poutlaw March 6, 2008

Smash Bros Minion

Can be defined as a player controlled character who assists in damage dealing but never wins. They usually lack poor finishing skills, but excel at evading. It's very common that they'll finish second place, but will have no kills. Key characters that make incredible minions are Kirby, Link and Donkey Kong. Kirby's floating skills make for excellent evasion techniques and will usually float over people and drop a brick on them just when they're about to finish an opponent near the ledge. Link being the most retarded character will always have his boomerang flying everywhere whilst summoning an endless stream of bombs from his incredibly large repository in his cape. It's important to note that Link is a very easy minion to kill as his stage re-entering abilities are next to nil. The last, and by far most rattling minion is Donkey Kong. While this character lacks evasion skills and fast smashes, he makes up for it with his suicide wind up punch and his scream inducing ability to pick up fellow players and walk off the ledge with them. The best way to combat a minion is to either fight back with the same characters, or choose a character with lightning fast movements. The best choices seem to be Fox with his rattling laser gun, or Kirby with his infuriating A+Down moves.

Sean and Curtis were having an epic fight until a Smash Bros Minion came in and ruined it by carelessly throwing a boomerang and 18 bombs in their general direction.

by Darkfire911 January 24, 2010

smash her pasty

uninhibited, animalistic rough sex

"check out the legs on her"
"fuuuuuuuuuck.......i would smash her pasty"

by mandingo89 July 25, 2009

Smash Account

Smash Account: Originally derived from the phrase "I got that bitch on smash", this term shares close ties with the much more frequently utilized booty call. A poor man's Little Black Book, a typical smash account is a gentleman’s virtual directory of possible “booty calls” at a given time. Women included in this mental compilation are subject to a plethora of vile and degrading sex-acts (see Cincinnati Bowtie & Rusty Trombone), and as a rule of thumb are usually unaware of their peers on the list. While Smash Accounts themselves are invaluable, their rosters are disposable and frequently updated.

"Gave this bitch a little yatch and she hit me with some dome in the bathroom; time to update the old smash account"

by Michael Wolstencroft February 14, 2006

smash and dash

When someone uses the bathroom at a place of business to take a shit without buying anything. It is often accompanied by weak attempts masquerade as a paying customer, followed by a quick exit from the building.

On the way back from camping, I had to pull a smash and dash at the Taco Bell. It was the only place around for miles.

by alunimumbat March 8, 2011

smash box

To have sex with. It's pretty simple to interpret.

She's had a few coolers, it's time to smash box.

by supersmash January 2, 2008

smash on your cat

To have sex with a woman's vaginal entrance.

Bradley likes to smash on every girl's cat.

Can I smash on your cat, just once?

by Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 9, 2005