rusty trombone

favorite piece of trash of Oscar the Grouch, as referenced by the song "I Love Trash" on the album "Sesame Street - Platinum All Time Favorites"

"I've a clock that won't work and an old telephone
A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own
I love them because they're trash"

by cannon2001 March 23, 2009

A Rusty Venture

Is when you jack off so hard that your penis turns red and sore.

She gave me a Rusty Venture but it was so worth it.

by Oz Flowers November 23, 2010

rusty gate

when you don't wipe you ass good enough and it itches.

James: "My ass itches!"
Chris: "Go wipe your ass, you have a rusty gate."

by Bognanna April 07, 2006

Rusty Nail

the act of sticking ones dick into a girls mouth right after anal sex

I gave the 2 dollar hoe a rusty nail last night

by scotty June 30, 2003

Rusty Clutch

When you slip from the first hole into the second hole, you have a Rusty Clutch.

When his girlfriend looked back angrily when he attempted to do her in the butt, he shruged and blamed it on a Rusty Clutch.

by Tralfas September 15, 2006

rusty seagull

The sexual at of finishing anal by pulling out and roughly gagging the catcher to the point they make a sound like a dying seagull. note if vomiting occurs it becomes the painted seagull.

Rusty Seagull:
Guy: thats right bitch you love it in your ass, now eat my dick!
Girl: eaurauuchh!

Painted Seagull:
Guy: thats right bitch you love it in your ass, now eat my dick!
Girl: Wtf? hey...euurachhh...splahcchhh!

by PtrThaRmn October 02, 2011

Rusty Crockpot

The act of defecating in a crockpot that has leftover food in it. Most frequently occurs in an office setting where an employee leaves a dirty crockpot in the office break room for several days.

I hope Richard O'brien likes the taste of his lunch from that rusty crockpot I left for him in the break room.

by meatlover222 June 18, 2009