Ruben

Really gay likes to suck dick is ghetto acts British cant even say butter

Look at ruben

by Poisiedon October 30, 2019

Ruhani

SHE IS A BITCH. A DISGUSTING BITCH. A TOTAL BITCH.

She gets attracted to ugly people

she doesn't pull any bitches only ugly people tho.

shE loves this pretty, amazing kind hearted and super smart scholarship girl named Mahi who is also a fish.
She's also in love with this bush haired pubic hair lookin ass gurl called Rosh
She's also a huge whore who attempts to pull ranveer and tanvi at the same time
gurl was so desperte she dated a DARSH

" Watch out! Its a ruhani!"
"AAAHHHHH RUN "

by jayjaythenaynayhorse November 1, 2023

colonel rubens

A crudely organized commando raid, often orchestrated by honorably discharged veterans.

Willie: I was down drinking in Jason's basement and noticed that his dad has a shitload of printers and copiers just lying around.

Joey: Lets get some of my 'Nam buddies together, organize a Colonel Rubens, and then spend the money we make on strippers.

by Kernel Klink August 25, 2006

Rubenesque

See fat.

Sabrina is Rubenesque.

by riftertet August 8, 2009

Ruben

A short skinny gay kid who gets beat up everyday for wearing nail polish and makeup. Rubens get called every gay slur in the book and if you're near a Ruben you feel the urge to fuck the other gender.

Girl: Look at Ruben with an earring in his right ear
Guy: What a fag

by >o< September 20, 2017

Ruben

A well thought out, methodical, and ruthless statement spoken with no fucks given. Often a metaphor, simile, or hyperbole, but can also be meant literally.

"She's gotta be the only person to get cancer and gain weight..."

"Wow that's real Ruben of you man."

by Jeezuradick October 10, 2015

Rubenesque

Really F**K**G fat

"Ashley is a rubenesque cheeky,Plump,fleshy fellow"

by Mcmurdle December 3, 2003