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rooster tits

When a man fucks a woman between the tits but they are so small he has to squeeze together to fit his cock between them
by moose balls December 12, 2014
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roasted western

Bring one cup of feces and one cup urine to a boil in a medium sauce pan and let simmer on medium heat while receiving a blow job. Right before ejaculation, throw the scalding mixture onto the females tits.
"Margie's breast are real gross since Stu gave her the roasted western"
by catarack November 10, 2015
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Rosterbate

A term used in fantasy sports where one experiences excitement or joy when their players are stuffing the stat sheet.
Kyle should see a psychiatrist.. he just rosterbated for 2 hours straight after Rondo dropped 20 dimes.
by Deezed Nuts February 1, 2016
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Robster the lobster

A legend at any FPS game usually said when complimenting a god player
by XX420_SwagHitlerSniper_XX April 1, 2017
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Rooster Joke

A terrible joke that is literally not even a joke. Named after the famous rooster meme.
Sarah: Wanna here a rooster joke? What do you call someone who is a terrible driver?
Bob: I don't know.
Sarah: A dick
by SavagePancakesYeah April 28, 2017
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Roasted Marshmallow

Before intercourse the man sets his pubes on fire and quickly puts it out with whipped cream, while the partner licks it
James: Dude, I got way too kinky with my girlfriend last night
Tony: Did you guys do the Roasted Marshmallow?
James: Hell yeah
by Bigger fatty January 29, 2018
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Roasted and Ghosted

When someone roasts you and then never replies back afterwards.
Travis: "What did he say after he called out your hairline?"
Rich: "Idk bruh, I got roasted and ghosted."
by relentlessbukkake May 11, 2018
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