Rachel Ray

A TV cook turned talkshow host who coined the phrase YUM-O, DILISH and EVOO (extra virgin olive oil), and persuades you into believing you can prepare a scrumptous meal in less than 30-minutes. She has some bizarre fettish with the word DATE(s), as in the romance type, when preparing meals. I have no love life whatsoever, so why the heck would I care about having a date with any stupid woman?? She has a ditzy, talkative personality, a scratchy voice and big birth hips.

Rachel Ray needs to trim down the enthusiasm. Her joy makes me sick.

by [e-mail] March 2, 2008

Rachel Failing

When one achieves a lower grade than a 90% in a class or on an assignment. As a noun it is Rachel Failure. In Past tense, Rachel Failed

Katie: I'm so stoked, I got an 87%!
Kieran: You still Rachel Failed.

Kieran: I have a 76% in Math!
Katie: Whoa, you're really Rachel Failing.

by Mohammed Abdul Jabar November 15, 2010

red ranchero

After doing a girl on her period. You take the blood with your finger and give her a mustache.

I gave her a red ranchero after finding out she was on her period.

by Dog Fight June 10, 2004

Rachel and Amber

Best friends, sexy, blonde, beautiful. they usually travel in groups of 2. Big boobies and lucious butts. Yummy :)

Rachel and Amber are so voluptuous. ;)

dude.. there goes rachel and amber..
i think i just got a chubby.

There comes a time when it becomes "Hos" before Bros.

by Koshizzle January 13, 2011

Rachel

Rachel is the most amazing hair and the prettiest smile in the word get all the guys to like her and she has the most friends ever I wish I was a rachel she lives to eat Mexican good and has a big crush on someone special and is hating some people right now

pretty best friends food smile godrachel

by Chloe Stevens October 18, 2013

Raechel

Raechel, not to be mistaken for Rachel, who's a fake friend and SLUT, is a athletic and beautiful young lady. Mature but childish, curses a lot but is still great with younger kids. Your gay best friend.

p1: Hey Raechel!
Raechel: Whats up fucker.
p1: Nothing hoe hbu.

by gaybestfriend May 5, 2019

jolly ranchers

jolly ranchers are very good to eat.

the name can sometimes remind you of a gay farmer.

but thats ok, if you eat them your not gay.

mmmm, i love watermelon jolly ranchers. they feel good in my tummy.

by Sydnie the Hippie June 17, 2008