Raunch-a-taunch

Anything catagorized by textures,smells,tastes or visuals that assault the senses in a particularly unpleasant fashion.
i.e.: An overly dramatic way to say "raunchy" or "gross"

Tim: "Last night I got with this chick who smelled like a bag of fast food I left in my car for an entire july."

Ron; "Dude, that is so raunch-a-taunch"

Tim:"But I liked it kinda"

Ron; "You are a homosexual"

Tim: "You're cute"

Ron "Let's kiss"

Tim: "I love you"

by Lauren27 October 19, 2006

Ranch delivery device

n. A dish of Ranch dressing often featuring lettuce. Also know as salad.

"Excuse me miss, can I have a little more lettuce in my Ranch Delivery Device?"

by tsukiatari March 27, 2007

Ranchini

A sex act in which a male is banging a female type doggystyle and when he is about to cum he pulls out and gets a ranch bottle ready for action. At that moment, he begins to dump ranch all over the female types upper/lower back and ass as if he is droppin' an outstanding jizzbomb load all over her. Prep: Make sure to have the ranch at least at room temperature. Also, make sure you get the biggest bottle of ranch you can find. Might have to make modifications to the ranch bottle so it pours the ranch out at a prime rate.

"I have that bitch the ranchini with the nigger family sized bottle of ranch."
"Leeroy: Yoooooo nigha, I gave dat bic da ranchini but with dat dere sweet baby rays nigger BBQ sauce...ya nigha ran out of Stubb's."

by ScorchingTurkey May 28, 2013

red ranchero

After doing a girl on her period. You take the blood with your finger and give her a mustache.

I gave her a red ranchero after finding out she was on her period.

by Dog Fight June 10, 2004

Ram Ranch

TWO NAKED COWBOYS GOING TO RAM RANCH

"Ram Ranch Is My Favorite Song."
"Me Too!"

by pushyrot January 21, 2021

Rancho Bernardo High School

The worst, boring, strict ass high school you will ever go to. The majority of this high school consist of stuck up bitches who think there better then everyone and smart asians. I'm so glad I'm leaving soon because this is the lammest high school you will ever go to. Good luck to anyone transfering here. Anyways.... FUCK YOU RANCHO BERNARDO HIGH SCHOOL!

bob I love Rancho Bernardo High School!

me go fuck yourself

bob its not tuesday yet.

by cuntballsfish July 28, 2012

ranch pants

When a person masterbates, then goes back to hang out with his friends and doesn't realize he has ranch a.k.a. cum still on his pants.

Hey "Ranch Pants"a.k.a. Tyler you suck at cleaning up after you whack off.

by tyler May 13, 2005