Plan A

A: The unfailing manly response to an incoherent active stimuli.
B: Shooting wildly into the jungle after hearing a twig snap.

Man 1: I just heard a noise over there, what should we do?
Man 2: PLAN A!!!!

by mrgablesreality November 14, 2011

Simple Plan

ok, this is the kind of shit that should be banned from being called rock. this is one of the biggest poser bands, which really pisses me off. i think that this band should die in fucking hell

cool kid: why are you listening to simple plan?
faggot poser: because they are so sweet
cool kid: wow your a fucking queer.

by acdcrules December 30, 2005

Simple Plan

Possibly the suckiest band known to man. All they do is whine and complain about their lives, they should really shut the fuck up until they find out what a hard life really is.

Simple Plan: fuckcuntpissshit my life sucks ass!!!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by OMGWTFBBQ092 October 2, 2005

Simple Plan

A really awful band. They sound like Avril Lavigne's asshole. When she has bronchitis. Total faux-emo. Give a bad name to good bands. It's really sad.

Stupid Musically-illiterate poer: Simple PLAN IS DA SHIZZ_NIT BIATCH!!! AND MY LIFE SUCKS! ... OW OWOWOWOWOW! What are you doing?

Me: Trying to knock some sense into you.

by Wendy Weissman April 15, 2007

planart

A planet composed entirely of farts.

Dude, it's so smelly in here you'd think we're on a planart instead of a perfume store.

by Abigail Emeson January 14, 2008

Phlanch

a really good insult
also known as: gouche, taint and choda

Taylor: Your a phlanch!
Some Asshole: I cant make a better comeback than that so Fuck You!

by PhlanchRanch January 17, 2010

plan BP

Solution needed in a problematic situation in case the original course of action failed.

Well ... the "top kill" didn't work. Shoot.

Too bad we don't have any plan BP.

by slickfish May 28, 2010