Meaning to be someone or something who has the way of being professionally amazing or professionally interesting, the way someone who does something extremely professionaly, or very professional.
by Inanimate January 5, 2008
Get the Professionalisticlyism mug.A woman who makes being a bride her profession. One who marries and remarries and remarries. She finds the perfect man, bats her eyes, drags him to the alter, drains him dry of finances and all self respect, then claims the man is not right with god and moves on to the next. This particular type of woman can usually be found in a church and can change religions almost as fast as she can recite vows.
The poor guy needed years of counseling after his brief encounter with that professional bride bitch.
She thinks she is a profssional bride but we all know it's just a step up from street walker.
She preaches her ass off but judges the world through her professional bride standards.
She thinks she is a profssional bride but we all know it's just a step up from street walker.
She preaches her ass off but judges the world through her professional bride standards.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
Get the professional bride mug.A girl who was a complete whore and hits the "lotto" AKA a boyfriend and all-of-a-sudden becomes a bitch/prude who thinks every guy doesn't have a chance in hell.
That chick used to f*ck everyone and now she acts like a professional g/f because she finally got a boyfriend.
by JonesyLAX June 10, 2010
Get the professional g/f mug.A fucking loser who tries to pretend like He/She is very intelligent, formal, high class, and superior to everyone else and calls them "Lessers" meanwhile in reality He/She is a fucking pathetic loser who was most likely bullied at school and have no rizz, no bitches, and have prolly never have gone outside before. He/She just sits there all day whining on social media and tries to act like He/She is superior to everyone else and silences anyone who opposes His/Her beliefs because the degenerate can't comprehend someone else thinking differently as Him/Her so He/She just resorts to cancelling someone because He/She deep down knows that the other person is right and they're just a complete idiot for thinking they are far superior to everyone else for having the "right" opinions so He/She uses cancel culture as a coping mechanism for Him/Her outrageous and downright stupid beliefs.
The Bum: "I LOVE COMMUNISM, TIKTOK, FEMINISM, BLM, BUZZFEED, AND THE LEFT WING! ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FATPHOBIC TRUMP SUPPORTING SEXIST INCEL MISOGYNISTIC WHORE AND YOU NEED TO BE CANCELLED AND FUCK YOU!"
Any normal person: "Damn bro, you're a Professional Bum."
The Bum: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS NIGGA HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME YOUR SORRY ASS NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED RIGHT NOW!"
Any normal person: 🤓 <-- This you?
Any normal person: "Damn bro, you're a Professional Bum."
The Bum: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS NIGGA HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME YOUR SORRY ASS NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED RIGHT NOW!"
Any normal person: 🤓 <-- This you?
by Captain Pingu September 13, 2022
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Get the Professional coper mug.Man 1: Bro, I was watching the best profssiANAL last night.
Man2: What's that? You mean professional?
Man 1: No, ProfessiANAL. Professional anal porn. Otherwise known as PAP (who you have it with).
Man2: What's that? You mean professional?
Man 1: No, ProfessiANAL. Professional anal porn. Otherwise known as PAP (who you have it with).
by IQ Of Over 9000!!! May 25, 2016
Get the professiANAL mug.To make an offer to another grown ass man to go out on a date together to eat ice cream instead of fighting.
Blank: I'm tired of you talking about my homosexuality you wanna fight?
Tommy Bilifiger: No we need to be keeping it professional what flavor ice cream you want?
Tommy Bilifiger: No we need to be keeping it professional what flavor ice cream you want?
by Willie Falcone September 6, 2009
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