Preston

A 5'5" Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches like a girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates people who smoke cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.

"My mom is dating a douchebag. He's definitely a Preston!"

by MyMomsBFsucks97 January 8, 2020

Preston

A guy that will never get a job

Oh so your a Preston

by Maddyowens February 24, 2020

preston lewis

A light skin fuck boy jerk who leads girls on but knows that he can’t commit to one.

Preston lewis is an asshole.

by Shhsbwkwbedbsmwl May 15, 2020

Preston

When you Preston something you paint it or disguise an item you stole from someone else so they won’t recognize it.

Let’s preston this box so he won’t know it was his.

by BreakingBrandy October 17, 2020

Preston

I person who does not care about anything lazy as can be and honestly just don’t talk to him and date him

Eww is that a preston am going to barf

by kjkfcvgbhnj May 28, 2023

Henry Preston

An individual who usually lives in his dads spare room, which 90% of the time has a single bed. The bed sometimes smells like hamsters.

Yo man, I had the roughest sleep last night. I was Henry Preston’d for sure!

by LondonBoi297 March 21, 2023

preston davis

who?????????

“preston davis”
“please don’t talk to me”

by iamzazzytheturtle January 22, 2023