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cabbage patch kids

<child> MOMMIE I WANT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!1!!
<mother> Forty dollars, what the hell?!
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
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sod patch

a. The pubic hair growth in the crotch triangle usually sprouting a few days after the area was waxed or shaved. Either in male or female.

b. Nickname for an old college fraternity brother named Dan at the University of Minnesota circa 1990. Not sure if it was because he was a late bloomer; liked to chow shaved snatch; or perhaps it was poking fun of his hair.

c. A section of grass intended to replace a dead area in your yard.
Bitsy had a Brazillian bikini wax a week before spring break only to find that a few days later she had an itchy sod patch going on down there.
by B_Otch January 19, 2006
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Blumpkin Patch

While receiving a blumpkin a turd scrapes off on her chin leaving a shit stain, similar to a soul patch.
Is that chocolate on your chin? Oh! I just gave my boyfriend a blumpkin. It must be a blumpkin patch.
by Kompteck September 20, 2010
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Pedophile Patch

A small patch of facial hair grown just below the middle of the bottom lip; sometimes extending down to the chin.
When I saw the pedophile on the news the first thing I noticed was his pedophile patch.
by Kevin587 April 7, 2007
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love patch

(n) The part of a man's(or woman's) beard that grows in just below the bottom lip. Known as a love patch for its obvious advantages in administering oral sex to women.
She writhed in pleasure as his love patch on her lips.
by Don Wilson December 2, 2003
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grow a patch of hair

Saying to describe a man's lack of balls- no hair on ass.
afraid to address your boss grow a patch of hair
by Bennie M May 28, 2008
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If you ever step on my patch...

The pre-text to a phrase threatening anyone who 'steps on your patch'.
Person 1: Hey can I step on your patch?
Person 2:If you ever step on my patch... I'll bring you down, I'll bring you down...

Also the only lyrics to a song by Jim Noir, and music used in the video game Little Big Planet.
by Ratman93 May 16, 2011
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