popsicle penis

when one's penis becomes extremely cold due to extreme weather exposure.

dude, i just got back from an early season ride on my motorcycle, i should have wore long underwear because i have popsicle penis.

by schippy March 21, 2009

Tennessee Popsicle

The act of freezing one's own feces, still in "log" form, and using it as a dildo on a woman until the "log" has melted inside of her vagina.

That hoe was so down, she asked me to do the Tennessee Popsicle.

by MossDog May 10, 2010

Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo Popsicle Dick

noun- Joe Burrow's phallus dipped in a Yoo-hoo chocolate drink, then frozen to form a popsicle

Guy 1: Will, you would probably suck Joe Burrow's dick.
Will: No, I would not!
Guy 2: You'd probably dip his dick in Yoo-hoo and freeze it to make a Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo popsicle dick. And you'd suck that bitch till it melts.

by Twhiddy December 5, 2021

popsicle ro

its when a girl is sucking on a popsicle and all the guy are looking at her

oh my god dude that hot girl is giving a popsicle ro

by cris burton August 5, 2006

brown popsicle

to stick a freezing popsicle up a girl/guys ass to hear the screams of discontent among the partner

wanna lick of my brown popsicle?

by crimey mclawbreakerson October 23, 2007

Let's Bounce This Popsicle Palace

To leave a lame,dorky party

Girls "Let's Bounce This Popsicle Palace"

by -^ G March 13, 2009

poopsicle

a popsicle made of poop

hey cassidy grab spenser a poopsicle from mom's refrige.

by jimmy gonzales January 31, 2008