Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025

Pooping your pants

the act of pooping in your pants

“what’s that smell?? dude are you pooping your pants?”

by kokocacalalalala September 11, 2025

poopin' it

The worrying of something; anxiety of a future event.

"Hey bro, how's that essay going? Isn't it due tomorrow?"
"Yeah, I'm poopin' it."

(asking someone about a future event) "Are u poopin' it?"
(someone talking about how they feel about a future event; dreading it) "I'm hella poopin' it"

by tomato land November 18, 2025

phantom pooping

The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"

by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013

snow pooping

The act of digging a small hole, then proceeding to fill that hole with a poop. After, one may or may not cover the top of the hole with more snow.

"Bobby can I use your bathroom"

"No dude, Josè is already in there"

"Where am I gonna go"

"Just go outside"

"Ok, I've never tried snow pooping"

by GOOGLE456 December 11, 2017

Going poopin’

Going poopin’ is a game with the goal of finding and collecting the most unflushed poop inside of toilets. The unflushed poop must be returned to the base toilet and flushed. Once in the lead a competitor may choose to flush poops to prevent others from scoring provided that zombie poopin’ is not in effect where each player must work together to flush all poops at the base toilet before sunrise ( or designated time) to prevent the poops from becoming animated in a manner similar to zombies of degrees ranging from ‘walkers’ to ‘28 days Later rage poops.’

Hey, what are you doing? Going poopin’ want to go? Yeah, I know there are always poops in the boys bathroom

by Smithsonian October 17, 2019

Balls Pooping

The act of shitting so hard that some of the poop sticks to the back of your scrotum. This can lead to problems with your smell, and is not recommended.

Sorry I couldn't be there last night. My wife saw me balls pooping and wouldn't let me go out until I cleaned up. It ended up being a 3 hour ordeal...

by ballchungler43 April 29, 2021