Ladies Muff Pistol

A pistol to be hidden in one's vagina

Is that a ladies muff pistol or do you have an erection?

by Genitalia Armorer November 9, 2010

the sex pistols

The Sex Pistols were the best band in the world. Are the best band in the world. And will ALWAYS be the best band in the world. They came out and made a new sound and style. THey sang about things that matter(God Save the Queen). ANy one who claims to be 'punk' know what i am talking about. ANy ways. peace and anarchy!

The Sex Pistols kick ass.

by Katherine Vicious July 1, 2003

pistol whip

to strike someone with the barrel and/or body of a handgun, in a slapping motion. See also "bitch slap"

i pistol whipped the store clerk until he gave me the combination to the safe

by Bill Carson October 23, 2003

Pissors

Large fleshy scissors. Made out of a penis cut in half. Usually bloody.

I used my black pissors to cut up my wrists.

by P-Dog Hilton May 23, 2009

shit piston

A faggot's cock. It is continually going in and out compressing shit until it finally fires

Grass doesnt grow on a busy street. That poof has a bald arse because he is constantly being thrashed by a shit piston

by LuciferDarklord January 28, 2008

Lettuce Pistol

A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")

"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"
"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"

by Gabe Larson May 5, 2008

Stiff Piston

An uncontrollable erection which lasts for a long period of time, despite attempts to flaccidate.

That girl kept staring at my Stiff Piston, it was so embarassing

by rangadale May 11, 2010